Notes for Dreads

Wolf Lice
Wolf Rocket Launcher
HOA regulation book
Quiets-Your-Steps
UKS restless leg
Splattersmash (sauceror/seal clubber)

killing 6 kiss monsters
divine favours/love songs (skeletons)
gob of wet hair (cold)
raise moxie
1000 DA
more attack
watch MP (spooky)
delevelers

Drunkula HM

10 ghost threads - estate - master suite (unlocked) - mess with loom

Formula

HP is 8000 + 2000(n-1) where n is the number of kisses
drains some drunkenness per round, 10/11/12/13/14/15%, too low and you lose

drunkness = 100 + (number of rounds to kill*percent drunkenness drain per round*10)
use appropriate dungeons of doom potion

Equips
UKS shield, snow mobile

Buffs
5000 HP
high moxie

Skills

Hobo 120 MP skill or volc-eruption

FFS HM

bloody kiwitini
blood kiwi - tree - root around - wait at root around while looking up - muscle class hits from top - stomp
eau de mort - estate - master (unlocked) - nightstand

castle - tower - lab (unlocked) use still

white lightning
use spectral jelly or ghost protocol
in combat, use seed pod to deblind and ghost protocol to get spectral effect.

if FFS does a special move, then follow the guide below to do the appropriate counter.

spin - hide under a rock
paw - dive into a puddle
shuffle - hide behind a tree

use a non ice hobo spell/volc-eruption + snow mobile or frigidalmatian (since this would overlap)
There is a damage cap per source, it's 166 at 6 kiss.
increase spell damage
increase passive damage or elemental damage
This means that you need at least 2 sources of damage.

MG HM

myst - hall - dining - levitate
cabin - basement - stick in lock
AT - cabin - attic - turn off music box
moxie - skid row - ticking - make key
cabin - basement - check out lock box

stuff that you need to replace yourself
sparking el vibrato drone
get sphere - 59, 10; 86, 40; 48,47
get plinth - 63,29
get build + drone, use on towering construct
use attack card on drone

hot clusterbomb - because of expense
pulverize frying brainpan, hothammer, vengeful spirit, vial of hot blood, or warm fur
paste with fuse - moxie class - ticking shack - boxes

sharpened hubcap
hobopolis - Shopping - Housewares - Tools

don't heal (buff muscle, raise HP to survive)
use love songs (not love song of vague ambiguity since that heals you)

ZHA HM

with muddy skirt equipped and seed pod - castle - hall - ballroom - trip the light fantastic

buff muscle, splattersmash
requires 15312 muscle for 6 kiss, also use double-ice
equip snow machine

GW HM

raise moxie

connery's
pirate juice
serum of sarcasm
tomato juice
oil of expertise (or whatever equalizer is appropriate)
potion of temporary gr8tness
cold-filtered water
bottle of fire
lobos mints

raise damage reduction

mystic shell
brawnee's anthem
stiff upper lip (TT facial expression)
tube of dread wax
mother's little helper
spirit gum
oil of parrrlay
bottle of fabric softener
scroll of Puddingskin
vial of The Glistening
pokemann band-aid
total DR - 308 from effects and 80 from the cool irons outfit, OK for 2 kiss, I probably overdid it though

outfit
cool iron helmet
Stick Knife of Loathing (I use the clothing of loathing as a base outfit, so this was left here. It's not directly useful, but wearing multiple parts of the clothing of loathing outfit does raise stats)
old-school flying disc (10 DR)
Drunkula's cape (I forgot to take it off, it's useless in this situation)
cool iron breastplate
cool iron greaves
Belt of Loathing (20 DR)
Protects-Your-Junk (20 DR)
moon-amber necklace (required to fight Wolf in hard mode)

You also need:
about 15 full heal combat items, like scented massage oils or the seed pods
elemental love songs, about 15 of those, I used the love song of nasty innuendo because I'd buffed moxie anyway.

Every round was:
funksling love song of nasty innuendo and a massage oil
Then I ran out of massage oils, but I fortunately had some seed pods left so I used those instead.

6 kiss:
has 5000 HP
pufferfish spine or love song of icy revenge + massage oil
raise moxie past about 4200 (which is its defense)

passive damage

UKS HM

dread tarragon - woods- cabin- kitchen- spice rack
bone flour - old dry bone - muscle - woods - cabin - kitchen - flour mill
dreadful roast - castle - hall - dining room - roast
stinking agaricus - castle - dungeon - guardroom - break off

bake - myst - village - estate - servant's quarters - make pie

many passive damage sources
lower HP
use mosquito with scaler
increase familiar weight and action frequency
use frigidalmatian

example:

2 kiss UKS

stomach space 4
liver space 3

sponge helmet
a weapon
cup of infinite pencils
square sponge pants
Mer-kin gutgirdle
bottle opener belt buckle

passive damage:

GORF 1 fullness
eel battery
skeleton: warrior

Damage absorption:

mother's little helper
oil of parrrlay
cement mixer (booze) 2 liver
portable wall
gene tonic: construct

lower HP:

morto moreto 1 liver
consumed by doubt effect from jar of psychoses: crackpot mystic

increase familiar weight and action:

irradiated pet snacks
recording of chorale of companionship
green snowcone
gene tonic: fish
potion of punctual companionship