AoSP Plans

In terms of expense, Avatar of Sneaky Pete is not so bad. I may or may not stock lots of Wrecked Generators or other equivalent drinks to pull.

Perm List:

Seal Clubber - Pulverize
Pastamancer - Stuffed Mortar Shell
Pastamancer - Flavour of Magic
Turtle Tamer - Empathy of the Newt
Sauceror - Saucemaven
Turtle Tamer - Astral Shell
Turtle Tamer - The Long View

Notes:
no familiar = no ittah bittah hookah pull, also no need to boost familiar weight for Sorceress's Familiars
-3 pulls for ore
-1 pull for Wand of Nagamar
very high non-combat frequency increaser
small stomach - using this for the 2 key pies, maybe 1 star key lime pie, digital key to get in run
get astral shirt
astral pilsners instead of astral energy drinks? Maybe after 3-4 runs, until there are enough points to put into the incite riot/jump shark skills.
+many pulls for clovers until I can get extra moxie stats.
use the jukebox +300% skill carefully

Motorcycle upgrades (in order of priority):

Gas Tank: Nitro-Burnin' Funny Tank - + 50% combat initative
Muffler: Extra-Quiet Muffler - Rev Engine grants muffled, switch to extra-loud when brood is accessible
Tires: Snow Tires - skip most of the Peak, but still need the cold resistance.
Headlight: Blacklight Bulb - +2% desert exploration
Cowling: This one is difficult to decide because all three are useful.
Rocket Launcher - extra hippy and frat killing or Sweepy Red Light - +5 stats per fight or Ghost Vacuum - 1 extra beep per combat in the cyrpt. I think that maybe you don't want to speed this up since you need the stats so badly.
Seat: Deep-Seat Cushions - Find 20-30 meat after combat or Massage Seat - regenerate 5-6 HP/MP after combat

Skills:

Snap Fingers (5 in Rogue) stun
Shake it Off (6 in Rogue) remove negative status effects, heal full HP
Make Friends (9 in Rogue)  olfaction

Rowdy Drinker (4 in Motorcycle Guy) - passive ode to booze
Peel Out (5 in Motorcycle Guy) - 10 free runaways
Easy Riding (6 in Motorcycle Guy) +5 moxie stats per fight
Check Mirror (7 in Motorcycle Guy) has a hairstyle that is +50% meat and one that is +3 elemental resistance to all)

Incite Riot (3 in Rebel) has spleen items, combat items, and a combat frequency decreaser, based on audience hate
Jump Shark (4 in Rebel) +10 Hate, substats
Hard Drinker (7 in Rebel) +10 liver
Brood (9 in Rebel) some decrease in combat frequency