Dreadsylvania HM plans

UKS - get capacitor (I guess the shield or the leg too)
get splattersmash (seal clubber + sauceror)

1. Dread Tarragon - woods-cabin-kitchen-spice rack
2. Bone Flour with old dry bone (150K in mall) - Muscle class - woods-cabin-kitchen-flour mill
3. Dreadful Roast - castle-hall-dining room-grab roast
4. Stinking Agaricus- castle-dungeon-guardroom-choice bits
5. Bake - Mysticality Class- estate-servant's quarters-make pie

I probably could do this without a rage gland. I don't know what the actual damage cap is per round, but hopefully I can stack enough passive damage sources and familiar weight increasers. Apparently, it's easier than it looks. My only other initial expense is a headgnawer. My plan is to do it as an approximately level 18 pastamancer. I've got 3 of the ingredients, and I think the dreadful roast is pretty cheap anyway.

ZHA - for HOA regulation book
weedy skirt (hall-ballroom-trip the light fantastic with muddy skirt equipped and seed pod in inventory)
as normal, turn off any non-group damage sources
boost muscle (3000?) and use splattersmash
use shard of double-ice

FFS
Drink bloody kiwitini
blood kiwi - base of tallest tree with muscle class stomper
eau de mort - master suite in old duke's estate
make - unlock lab in tower, use still as moxie class

Temporary blindness from white lightning
remove effect using dreadsylvanian seed pod

1. “Spin” -> hide in rock
2. “Paw” -> dive in puddle
3. “Shuffle” -> hide in tree

get volc-eruption (maybe shrap?)
use snow mobile

Protects-Your-Junk - no spooky curses -> for selling ghost threads? for possible Count Drunkula Hard Mode?